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Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Spice Up Your Life! Pony Edition

I Slept Over At Brooks House, Shhh Johnny Doesn't Know That :p So We Did What Any Average Teenager Does And Pulls An All Nighter. We Did All The Normal Jazz. Watched Movies, Almost Start The House On Fire Making Popcorn, Draw A Penis On Johnny's Face While He Was Sleeping.... Around 7:30 We Got Bored And Woke Up Dawn Seeing If She Had Any Wonderful Ideas To Do. We Screamed "THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!" She Woke Up Pretty Fast And Ran Outside. She Got Pretty Mad When We Told Her It Was A Joke. But She Stayed Up With Us Anyways. She Reminded Brook And I That When Johnny Woke Up And Saw Me Here He'd Automatically Know I Slept Over, So We Came Up With A Plan. We'd Do The Most Annoying Thing Ever To Wake Him Up And He Will Be So Angry That We Annoyed Him He Wont Notice I Was There :) Good Plan? So We Blasted The Radio, Luckly It Was Spice Girls. "Just Kill Me Now!" Dawn Semi Yelled
Johnny Ran In Blazing Mad. Johnny Loveeees The Spice Girls,(He Denys His Love For Them Though), He Was Mostly Mad We Didn't Invite Him To Sing With Us. He Gave Us A Death Glare And Was About To Start Yelling When Brook Said "Hey Johnny!" Smiling All Innocently "Its Like 9 Why Are You Up?" Dawn Said. "Yeah It's Febuary Break!" I Laughed
He Was About To Reply When The Radio, Which Was Still Blasting,Said "Are You A Male In Love With Britney Spears?" "HELL YES!" I Replied "How About Hilary Duff?" "Yes" Johnny Said All Dreamly Like All His Anger Disappeared "You Wanna See Them Together In Concert, In Toronto, Ontario?! Well Here's Your Chance! Come To Our Studio Dressed Up As Your Favorite Diva, Brit Or Hilary, And You Can Win All Expense Paid Trip To See Them."
Johnny And I Looked At Each Other And In Sync Said "We Gotta Do This, Man!"
We Went Through All Our Sister's Clothes And Found Nothing, But We Borrowed Their Bra's. Kitty's Was So Tiny Compared To Britney, That I Had To Stuff And Double Up On Bra's Just To Get Close. I Guess This Ment We Had To Channel Our Inner Diva And
Shopping! :(
We Were All Glamed Up I Was Exactly 5'6, Britney Is 5'6.25, So I Wore Like Fake High Heels, But Man They Were Hard To Walk In. We Kept Falling Trying To Get To The Door Of The Station. There Were About 100 Hundred Guys There, Probably More. We Looked At The Comp. But We Didn't See Anyone Too Threatening. We Waited Till The Judges Came By And Said Pose. I Yelled "It's Britney, Bitch" And Johnny Said Some Quote From Lizzie Mcguire. They Smiled.
They Announced The Four Finalists, Johnny J. Cade As Hilary Duff, Ponyboy M. Curtis As Britney Spears, Jake L Harwas As Hilary Duff, And Paul S Mitchell As Britney Spears.
They Took A Video Of Us For The Website And Then Announced The Winners.....
And The Winners Are!
Jake And Paul! They Screamed, Very Girlish And Claimed Their Tickets. We Walked Off Slowly And Ended Up Tripping Again When They Stopped Us.
"You Two Are Also Winners!" The Radio Man Said
We Quickly Got Up "WE ARE!" :D
"Yup! Hope You Like The Wiggles" He Said Handing Us 2 Tickets To The Wiggles Show In Canada The Night Before The Hilary And Brit Concert. We Were Still A Little Sad, But We Got Over It.
"At Least I Can Get My Mashed Potato And My Fruit Salad Dance On" I Laughed.
We Stole Some Money From Darry For The Hotel And Gas But We Still Need Some For Food. So We Turned On The Radio Which Was Playing Non-stop Brit And Hilary For The Whole Hour And Thought.
"We Can Sell Everything Steve Owns?" Johnny Said Throwing Out An Idea
"Nah He Doesn't Own Much And The Things That He Does Is A Piece Of Crap. Why Do You Think He Hangs At Our House So Much?"
Then The Radio, Which Must Of Been Made In Heaven Stopped For One Commercial. "Hey You!" "Me Or Johnny" I Replied "Yes, You!" "Well That Didn't Really Answer My Question..." "We You And Your Friends Better Get Your Butts Down To Main St Where The New Taco Bell Is Opening Up. There Will Be Games And Prizes. Sign Up For The Tag Team Taco Eating Contest, You Can Win 50,000-" The Batteries Died At That Point But We Heard All We Needed. It Was 3:56, So We Skipped Getting All Our Friends Part And Ran Down The Street Towards Main Street To Sign Up.

"Making Money The Best Way We Know How, Eating!" Johnny Said Laughing While Entering Taco Bell. First Round They Brought Out 20 Tacos. Seemed Pretty Easy. 10 Tacos Per Person. Surprisingly The Only Teams To Make It To Round Two Were, PB&J (Us) And FattyMcFatterR'Us (I Couldn't Remember There Actual Name But Thats What They Looked Like) So Next Round Was A Speed Eating Contest. 20 Tacos. Who Eats Em' Faster Wins. It Was A Tough Race, But Im Pretty Positive They Cheated Cause They Won. Johnny And I Were So Bummed From Losing. The Fat Guys Stood Next To A Guy In A Blue Suit. And The Winner Is...Just Then One Of That Fat Guys Puked. All Over The Guy In The Blue Suit. "Not You" Said The Man. Team PB&J Please Go To The Counter. Your Our New Winners. Yeah We Ran To The Counter Only To Find Out We Didn't Win Actual Money, But Taco Bucks. Ehh Well I Guess All We Need Was Food Money....
So Then We Went To The Wiggles Concert. It Was Uber Fun. You'll Never Guess Who Me Johnny Saw. We'll Mostly ME. (Well You Can Probably Guess If You Read Johnny's Post You Probably Could...) Anyways Were Just Dancing Around When We Hear This Kid Crying. I Look Down And See Jayden James Spears. HOLY FRIED PEANUTS! I Ran Over And Gave Him A Hug And Screamed "WHERE IS YOUR MOTHER?!"
"I Dunno" He Said In His Sad Voice. Just Then A Mexican Cop Came By And Said "Is There A Problem Here, Son?" Just As I Was About To Say We Gotta Find Brit Brit. My Britney Senses Started Tingling! I Grabbed The Boy And Ran To The Majestic Voice Known As Britney Spears Calling For Her Son Jeydon. Britney Thanks Us, But Mostly Me Cause Me And Brit Are Tight ;) And Gave Us Front Row Tickets To Her Concert.

Can You Say.....This Will Be Continued.