HOLY MUFFIN!!!!!!

In todays headlines!!!!!!
Ponboy Curtis was killed by his BFF Johnny Cade. He paied his polarbear to sit on him and fart in his face. He dies from toxic fumes. Johnny say " He made fun made fun of my polar bear friends who ran over my phone in their mustang convertable!"
Ponyboys last words (A quote from Britney Spears) " You know what you do, and you know that your toxic!" -Johnny Cade